Riddle me this...

So here's my pickle today....a riddle for you. I need to get b at 1130, then R at 1. Take them both to the dentist 130-3 and then to fed ex for passport pics. And I, of course, promised them we'd go to the cafe after for treats if they were good (and coffee for me of course) But every time I move I

whimper in pain and cuss loudly. So how does Kim get from point A to B to C to D to E to F and finally back to A..... oh and I haven't showered since Sunday so that probably needs to happen in there somewhere too.
Aaaand....go.
Anyone?

In hindsight (cuz that is where I Excel with 20/20 vision!) the prettiness of my house is not worth this level of pain and fatigue. Screw you house numbers and light fixture and hose holder and doorbell and paint touch up! No matter how awesome you look (and they do...)
Ok....
Typing that out out made me
realize maybe I did just a smidge too much (but I took breaks!!!). But that was two days ago. And I was feeling good that day! Come on already!

So...

Vs 

Are my choices today.... except in reality I don't actually have a choice.
So, into the shower I go.